Doused with liquor and bullshit: doriandawes: Nobody gives a shit that you’re still waiting for your...

doriandawes:

Nobody gives a shit that you’re still waiting for your Hogwarts letter. You’re never going to Narnia. Frodo is never going to fuck you. You’ll never raise dragons. You’d be the first to die, so be grateful you’re not in any Hunger Games.

You’re not a fairy, or a mermaid, or a…

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